Today I learned that I enjoy the better things in life. What was my source of this revelation? Burger King.
I strolled into a Burger King today for lunch. I was not really prepared to learn something so profound about myself. I really should not have even been in a Burger King — not the best diet for a diabetic.
The Good Life & a BK Cup
Yet there on my cup were these word, this “cup tells others you enjoy the better things in life.” Wow!!! My BK cup is a sign of the good life.
I looked around the joint and saw other revealing nuggets of wisdom. For example, if you add bacon to your sandwich you are one who takes things to another level. I was not one who had elevated the level of his standing today.
I was not able to identify myself as being suave or smooth as silk since I did not get mayonnaise. The mustard eaters (again, no mustard today) dream in color, keep from letting things get them down and are the lives of the party.
Obviously, this was part of some sort of fortune cookie campaign by the Whopper folks. Personally, I think that their advertising department should be fired. They have the lamest commercials on television.
But I guess I should thank them for letting me know that I enjoy the better things in life. I’m just not sure that a large Diet Coke falls in that category.
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